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Coffee – How Great Thou Art!!

In celebration of National Coffee Day (Who even knew that was a thing? Is it even a thing? Do I care whether or not it’s actually a thing? Let’s make it a thing, anyway!) I present my long-awaited (mostly by Ben) first post in forever:

O coffee beans, when I in awesome wonder consider all the works thy grounds hath made.

How Great Thou Art! #coffeehymn

 

Text reads:

O coffee beans, when I in awesome wonder
consider all the works thy grounds hath made.
I see the stars, I hear the mighty thunder,
thy power throughout the universe displayed.

Then sings my soul, my coffee beans, to thee,
How great thou art! How great thou art!
Then sings my soul, my coffee beans, to thee,
How great thou art! How great thou art!

 

Enjoy your coffee today, friends!! Unless you don’t like coffee in which case we can still be friends even though you confuse me.

 

~ karyn

In the matter of the People Vs. Molly Pickles

Molly: …so that’s why Ariadne* was so upset.

Defense Attorney: But it was never your intention to hurt her feelings?

Molly: No! I didn’t want to hurt anyone’s¬†feelings!

Defense Attorney: Can you explain to the court again, step by step, the events that led up to Ariadne’s time-out?

Molly: Okay, so…I told Ariadne I would do the hundred board with her. But then Artemis…wait. I’ll draw it for you.

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