Molly: …so that’s why Ariadne* was so upset.
Defense Attorney: But it was never your intention to hurt her feelings?
Molly: No! I didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings!
Defense Attorney: Can you explain to the court again, step by step, the events that led up to Ariadne’s time-out?
Molly: Okay, so…I told Ariadne I would do the hundred board with her. But then Artemis…wait. I’ll draw it for you.
1. That time she decided beds were for suckers.
Photo of Molly sleeping in a laundry basket in her messy room.